V2A 6C9
Captain Van Camp
Commander
HMS Princess Margret
O Captain, My Captain:
Dear Captain I have been living on this earth for 16 years with a kind and loving family. I am also an employee at McDonalds and if you do not allow me to live I can not tell them the special ingredient for fat free food saving thousands of people. I also have a big collection of Justin Bieber memorabilia worth thousands of dollars that if not taken care of will be destroyed and will never been see again. This is an especially bad thing because when they report this on the news a million girls will cry at once creating a giant earthquake destroying the world .I have also created a will that if not signed a lot of rare and expensive valuables will never be given away I would also gladly put you on it.
Another reason I think you should let we live is for the plans I have for the future. One of these plans includes creating a time machine. This time machine will allow me to travel back to this submarine and save us all winning all of us tons of money for being the very first time traveler. I am also creating a subliminal message to be placed in every single TV Show to get rid of the LIKE disease. These are the reasons I plea for you to let me live
Sincerely,
Luke Richards
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