Conversation Picture 3

"I'm sorry i didn't mean to" stated Joe

"i didn't mean to" remarked Helga "ya right"

"no I'm serious i slipped and fell into her she means nothing to me i don't even know her"

Helga exclaimed "you were standing absolutely still then how is it that when i look back your on top of her"

Joe replied "i was standing still catching my breath and then i was about to catch up with you then i tripped when she was running past me"

"OK OK stop" exclaimed Helga "i believe you"

"you believe me really ......Oh well OK sorry for about the hole situation i love you"

"Its OK i love you to lets finish our run"

Flight to vegas

I was flying up for about 1000 feet before I started to level out it was a very nice day out the smell of wasted money in the air.

That's when i saw it Las Vegas starting to descend faster and faster then SPLAT!

Coroner report he was insane and wanted to fly poor guy.

In his dark bedroom lay my childhood journal. I brought it to the roof sat down and read

"When I grow up I'll be a Policeman, with a car, handcuffs and a big gun.

I heard the emotionless groans of the first incoming zombies. I raised my rifle and shot

"One out of four ain't bad,"

Luke Richards

1749 Quebec St

Penticton, B.C.
V2A 6C9

February 10, 2011

Captain Van Camp
Commander
HMS Princess Margret



O Captain, My Captain:

Dear Captain I have been living on this earth for 16 years with a kind and loving family. I am also an employee at McDonalds and if you do not allow me to live I can not tell them the special ingredient for fat free food saving thousands of people. I also have a big collection of Justin Bieber memorabilia worth thousands of dollars that if not taken care of will be destroyed and will never been see again. This is an especially bad thing because when they report this on the news a million girls will cry at once creating a giant earthquake destroying the world .I have also created a will that if not signed a lot of rare and expensive valuables will never be given away I would also gladly put you on it.

Another reason I think you should let we live is for the plans I have for the future. One of these plans includes creating a time machine. This time machine will allow me to travel back to this submarine and save us all winning all of us tons of money for being the very first time traveler. I am also creating a subliminal message to be placed in every single TV Show to get rid of the LIKE disease. These are the reasons I plea for you to let me live

Sincerely,



Luke Richards